Eyeball Museum Mad Martian Brody Theater OMPA
PRESENT THE
FAUX FILM FESTIVAL™
PORTLAND, OREGON
HOLLYWOOD THEATRE
FRIDAY APRIL 2 - SUNDAY APRIL 4, 2010

FAUX HOMETHE FILMSSHOPTIPSCONTACT

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Friday April 2 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: Faux Commercials, Faux Trailers, and movie/TV spoofs.
Feature: "Scream of the Bikini"

Saturday April 3 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: General Satire.
Featurette: "Israeli Intelligence"

Sunday April 4 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: Science Fiction, Horror, and Fantasy spoofs.
Feature: "It Came from Over Yonder" with additional dialog performed live by The Brody Theater!

Some films may not be suitable for young children or easily offended adults.

FEATURES

Scream of the Bikini Scream of the Bikini      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Kiff Scholl
Location: USA-CA
60's spy epic by epic director Fernando Fernandez. Murder, intrigue and pillow fights await at every turn.
Friday 9:00 PM
Israeli Intelligence Israeli Intelligence      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Alon Gur Arye
Location: Israel
Israeli Intelligence thwarts an evil terrorist plot in Tunisia. Made in Israel!
Saturday 9:00 PM
It Came From Over Yonder It Came From Over Yonder      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Richard Smedley (aka Hardric Demsley)
Location: USA-OK
Run for yer gol darn lives! It's cow patties from another dimension! In this special presentation, local improvisation group The Brody Theater will provide additional dialog LIVE!
Sunday 9:00 PM

SHORTS

99 Cent Bond 99 Cent Bond
Director: Abigail Steinberg
Location: USA-CA
We all know that Elvis Presley is alive and working at a gas station, but did you know that James Bond is working at the 99 cent store?
Friday 7:00 PM
An Ordinary Woman An Ordinary Woman
Director: Debra Zarne
Location: USA-CA
An ordinary woman cooks up a typical dinner feast for the family.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Beyond the Music: The Narcoleptics Beyond the Music: The Narcoleptics
Director: Tim Miller
Location: USA-KY
Learn what went on behind the scenes with the band that slept its way to stardom.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Bowling for Kidneys Bowling for Kidneys
Director: Mark Mitchell
Location: USA
You have to win to get a kidney!
Friday 7:00 PM
Cabbie Cabbie
Director: Donlee Brussel
Location: USA-IL
Marty has dreamed of being a cab driver his whole life. If he can just pass the driving test.
Saturday 9:00 PM
Chase Me Chase Me
Director: Annie Silverstein
Location: USA-WA
The great new way to lose weight!
Saturday 7:00 PM
Chop Chop...You're Dead Chop Chop...You're Dead
Director: Brian Clement
Location: Canada-ON
All she wanted was to play her music - until she rose from the dead!
Sunday 7:00 PM
Clean House Clean House
Director: Alon Gur Arye
Location: Israel
Music video from Israel for all the slobs in the audience.
Saturday 9:00 PM
Cross-Eyed Dinner Theater Presents! Cross-Eyed Dinner Theater Presents!
Director: Eric J. Naughton
Location: USA-CA
A theater director decides to do Death of a Salesman, cross-eyed.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Die Schneider Krankheit Die Schneider Krankheit
Director: Javier Chillon
Location: Spain-Madrid
An old educational film about the Schneider disease, discovered in Germany.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Exposition Music Video Exposition Music Video
Director: Stephanie Stender
Location: USA-MA
Music Video for the song Exposition by the Band Kid:nap:kin.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Fireman Fireman
Director: Adam Brooks
Location: Canada-MB
When you see the fire man - you're fired!
Sunday 7:00 PM
For The Birds For The Birds
Director: Malcolm Johnstone
Location: Canada-BC
He does it for the birds.
Saturday 9:00 PM
Genevieve Genevieve
Director: Jason Hinkle
Location: USA-IL
Genevieve is an Earth-shaking health energy drink. Get in on the ground floor of this multi-level opportunity!
Friday 7:00 PM
Great Way to Start the Day Great Way to Start the Day
Director: Susan Dorsey
Location: USA-CO
Oh yeah, nothing like it in the morning.
Friday 7:00 PM
Hellholes Hellholes
Director: Efram Potelle and Kyle Rankin
Location: USA-CA
A student discovers a hole to Hell in his trailer. With veteran actor Ray Wise.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Hollywood Folklore: Mick Donald Hollywood Folklore: Mick Donald
Director: Mark Nelsson
Location: USA-CO
The life and times of martial arts superstar Mick Donald.
Friday 7:00 PM
Horn Dog Horn Dog
Director: Bill Plympton
Location: USA-NY
What happens if you don't get your dog neutered.
Saturday 9:00 PM
How to be Popular How to be Popular
Director: John Dilley
Location: USA-CA
An after school special about being popular.
Saturday 7:00 PM
I Am Jesus Christ I Am Jesus Christ
Director: Vincent Gargiulo
Location: USA-CA
It's a musical! Jesus is forced to be a department store Santa to pay the bills.
Saturday 9:00 PM
In the Mood In the Mood
Director: Randy Sellers
Location: USA-OR
The things old men do these days to get in the mood.
Friday 7:00 PM
James K. Polk Was @#?!ing Awesome James K. Polk Was @#?!ing Awesome
Director: Adam Bertocci
Location: USA-NY
Why James K Polk, the eleventh President of the USA, was so @#?!ing awesome. Surprisingly educational.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Karaoke Show Karaoke Show
Director: Karl Tebbe
Location: Germany-Berlin
Apparently karaoke in Germany is a bit different.
Saturday 9:00 PM
Miracle Investigators Miracle Investigators
Director: Jeremy Dehn
Location: USA-TX
This dynamic duo debunks phony miracles.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Mondo Penguin Mondo Penguin
Director: Vincent Gargiulo
Location: USA-CA
The long and sordid history of penguin films.
Friday 7:00 PM
On The Rocks: The Rusty Trombone On The Rocks: The Rusty Trombone
Director: David M. Henderson
Location: USA-NY
An unsolved mystery with detectives Jack and Sal.
Friday 7:00 PM
Paris By Night of the Living Dead Paris By Night of the Living Dead
Director: Morin Gregory
Location: France-Paris
There's no place like Paris for a honeymoon, even if it's infested with zombies.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Pounding Out The Swords Pounding Out The Swords
Director: Steve Birkmeier
Location: USA-MO
The history of the common phrase you've never heard of.
Friday 7:00 PM
Recipe for Disaster Recipe for Disaster
Director: Leslie Roberson
Location: USA-TX
Participants compete in an international film race.
Friday 7:00 PM
Scene from Data Damage Scene from Data Damage
Director: Noel Taylor
Location: USA-OR
The only remaining footage from the infamous film Data Damage.
Friday 7:00 PM
Second Chances Second Chances
Director: Christopher Thomas
Location: USA-GA
Things we spend so much time with deserve a second chance.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Space Adventures in Space: The Space Stories Space Adventures in Space: The Space Stories
Director: Eddie Deirmenjian
Location: USA-NV
Space Adventures! In SPACE! With Space Men! Having Space trouble!
Sunday 7:00 PM
Sparks in the Night Sparks in the Night
Director: Ben Kadie
Location: USA-WA
Private eye Leon Sparks fights small crime in the big city.
Friday 7:00 PM
Sweet Sarah Sweet Sarah
Director: Randy Sellers
Location: USA-OR
Every body needs it. Even Sarah.
Friday 7:00 PM
The Dwarves, a PSA The Dwarves, a PSA
Director: Joseph W. Krzemienski, Allen Clements
Location: USA-PA
The Dwarves teach kids how to have more exciting lives.
Friday 7:00 PM
The Horrible Dirty Paedo Show The Horrible Dirty Paedo Show
Director: Eli Haven
Location: UK-London
Recently restored British cinema masterpiece by the Lady's Temperance League.
Friday 7:00 PM
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Director: Richard Gale
Location: USA
A man is plagued by a deadly killer who gives new meaning to "spooning".
Sunday 7:00 PM
The Joe Show Show: Growth The Joe Show Show: Growth
Director: Tim Miller
Location: USA-KY
Joe overcomes doubt and adversity with inspiration from a ham and cheese sandwich.
Saturday 7:00 PM
The New STD The New STD
Director: PJ Gaynard
Location: USA-CA
A playboy has some issues with STDs.
Friday 7:00 PM
The Sex Tape The Sex Tape
Director: Jeff Schubert
Location: USA-CA
Tobin's girlfriend wants to make a sex tape. There's just one small problem.
Saturday 7:00 PM
The SNUGGIE Killer The SNUGGIE Killer
Director: Tim Hall
Location: USA-NY
Someone is killing people - and stealing their snuggies!
Sunday 7:00 PM
Wedding Day Blues Wedding Day Blues
Director: Deniz Berkin
Location: Canada-ON
A man has a huge problem on his wedding day.
Friday 7:00 PM
X-Ray Men From Mars X-Ray Men From Mars
Director: Gregory Gutenko
Location: USA-MO
Horrible! Terrifying! X-ray men from Mars! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Sunday 7:00 PM
Yum Yum Treats Yum Yum Treats
Director: Matthew Feuer
Location: USA-NJ
A yummy treat for problem dogs.
Friday 7:00 PM
Zombie Reagan Raised from the Dead Zombie Reagan Raised from the Dead
Director: Onion News Network
Location: USA-NY
The GOP is getting desperate!
Sunday 7:00 PM

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